A researched buyer profile, free

Meet the person who actually buys from you.

Drop in your website. We read it, suggest the intake answers for you, then spend 30 minutes researching your market for real: competitor positioning, and the things your buyers say on review sites when nobody is selling to them. You get a named buyer profile covering what they want, what kills your deals, and the exact words that make them buy.

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Free · about 30 minutes · six questions · no card, no call

400+ live web searches per report · every claim tagged [E]vidence or [I]nference · gaps say NOT FOUND, never invented

from a live report

Meet Mika, the buyer one of our reports found

“Strategy is the most senior work in the shop and the least billable, so it gets absorbed into unfunded founder hours or skipped, and the obvious relief valve, AI, is the one thing this founder and their clients can already recognise the output of.”

“Isn't this just AI making things up?”

You can watch it not do that. The research runs live while you wait: it reads your site, pulls rival positioning, and mines what real buyers say on G2 and Reddit. When something can't be verified, the report says NOT FOUND instead of guessing. The 30-minute wait is the proof.

“I already know my customer.”

You know the parts you see. The report earns its keep on the parts you don't: the objection that kills deals before you hear it, and the job titles that look like buyers but disqualify the account. Judge it yourself:

hidden gem

Quiet re-decision

Impact: At this deal size the risk is not losing the evaluation, it is losing the account in week three. The founder signs quickly with no committee, then stops opening the tab, and nothing about that shows up as an objection you can answer. [I] The cause is…

hidden gem

Raise the floor on strategy the founder did not personally do

Circumstances: Delegation of strategy already happens in shops this size. One agency's live posting advertises "our AMs lead strategy" as the reason to join. The constraint is not whether an account manager can run it, it is that the founder cannot review…

hidden gem

Attribute the uncomfortable recommendation to something other than personal opinion

Circumstances: The founder needs to tell a client their whole category narrative is wrong, or tell their own team that six weeks of work should be scrapped. Delivered as personal judgment, it reads as taste, and taste is arguable by anyone in the room.…

“What do I do with a 39,000-word report?”

You don't read it front to back. You meet your buyer on one page and pull the sections you need. Then paste the included agent packet into Claude or ChatGPT, and everything your tools write already knows who it's talking to.

Show me my buyer  Read Mika's profile first

Free · about 30 minutes · six questions · no card, no call

why this exists

We make hivemind, a strategy copilot trained on practitioners instead of the internet's average. This generator is an honest demo: real research, and a report that includes the parts you won't like. If it's wrong about your business, tell us. That's the conversation we want to have.